It is essential that you email us.
Scott.
The Scorpion in the mint garden.
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"Tssss. Tssss."
Once there was a terrible scorpion
in Dave's mint garden. It looked
like that.
See what's goin' on in shittowne.
As long as the scorpion's not the
one giving head, it's safe sex.
eMail Scott.
Look at Scott and his Mice.
Dave.
Dave enjoys ruses. Infact he par-
takes in them often. He hopes you
enjoy this page; he has enjoyed par-
taking in its creation.
Dave also likes arguing with Tom
and he suggests that you do the same.
Email Tom and ridicule him in some
manner.
Are you too good for your home?
You can email Dave.
You can see what Dave looks like
stoned.
Tom.
Tom is Jesus, but most people
don't know it. He heals people with
but a touch, and says things are
both 'random' and 'addictive'. He
writes poetry and short stories and
other whatnot and has a few ruses up
his cloak, so watch out!
Incidentially, Tom thought of the
name The Daily Ruse.
See the story of how it came to be...
Fish.
Vishal "The Fish" Verma. One of
the top men in the entire Ruseland
mafia.
Here he is seen both purchasing and
using 384 kilos of mexican coke that
was originally destined for the rest
of the staff.
Soon, you could visit his site!
Bond.
Bond, Andrew Bond.
Shaken, not stirred.
Bond doesn't really look like Shaft,
but he is a bad mother and a sex
machine with all the chicks as well.
In addition, Bond edits and is
strong like bull, eay, Natasha?
Shut up Boris!
He also runs a web page of his very
own,and is not scared to admit it.
Click on the random graphic now. 
