INT: Night. Max's house with scary lighting. Rainy night. People dead on the floor. Camera pans to pool of blood on the floor. Opening credits come up with title.

INT: Night. Mad scientists lab. Scientist is applying circut boards to unseen creation. Assistant is standing in background.

Arms reach up from unseen creation and grab scientist. Scientist screams.

EXT: Day. People playing frisbee on feild. One team scores, and everyone congregates by the bleachers. A rabbi walks in from off camera holding a frisbee. The Pirate is not visible until his line. Max Protagonist had scored the goal, and is with his friends.

EXT: Day. At Max's house. Camera tilts down from sky to Max in the foreground playing tennis vs a man dressed like Mr. Peanut in the background. While camera tilts, you hear the Judicator say "IN. OUT. IN. OUT." More and more passionately. Judicator with scoweling eyebrows is sitting threateningly above the court. Ball goes in on Peanut's side, and Judicator calls it. Max takes a towel from nearby, mops his head and rings towel into the basin. (Hidden water baloon filled w/green colored water bursts inside towel). Max salutes Peanut and walks to front of house. Workers are affecting construction on the house.

INT: Day. Max's foyer. Max walks in tiredly, workers are lounging about here, joking in Japanese. Housekeeper walks in from another area.

To the left background of Peanut we see Sister skipping towards foliage where toilet is hiding. We hear gurgling noise, but it stops in midsection along with all sound and motion. Camera pans to right of Peanut where in the background Is Assistant in lab gown with violin. Camera zooms in quickly to Assistant. Dissolve to closeup from slightly different angle, camera is close. Assistant is more luminous than surroundings.

Mister peanut stands up in front of camera for closeup, eats harmonica, and walks away twirling cane. Camera pans to left, zooming into toilet. Sister's backpack hangs from bowl, toilet chomps, bag gets sucked in.

INT: Day-eve. Max's foyer. Small amount of rain on windows, but no downpour. Housekeeper is mopping the floor. The workers have left.

Hampster du Souris pops in next to Max, and Max looks surprised. They stare at each other for a few beats.

Stare at each other for a while...

Wait some more...

Stare at each other some more...

Seconds pass...

Max falls down unconcious.

EXT: Day. In dense forest. Shows toilets in natural habitat eating foliage and caring for young. Toilets play together and are nice and cuddly. Suddenly, two masked men walk up to The Toilet. One holds the toilet down while the other drops a Tidy Bowl tablet into the toilet and the toilet falls down. The Toilet is dragged away by the masked men. They take the toilet off the set, and a flash of light occurs. It is assumed the toilet has been taken from 69,000 to the present by the Mad Scientist and Assistant.

INT: Picks up where scene 6 ended. Max gets up from the floor, rubbing head.

INT: Day-eve. Inside of car. Shot from back right of station wagon's trunk, looking towards driver. Car is travelling down road towards Max's house. There is some rain on the windshield, but it is not raining. Senor Peabody is driving. One of the backseats is laden with cases of beer.

Silence for a few seconds, Peabody plays with the radio, turns it on and off. Also as Peabody says this, car drives by toilet hiding in bushes. Gurgling sound is heard.

Kid3 now opens the car door and throws himself out upon the ground, and the car drives off. Car arrives at Max’s house, Peabody jams on brakes.

Cut to Kid3 lying on ground where he bailed. He is smiling, picks up his head, looks at the camera, says "ahhhh" contentedly. His head falls back, and he maks a sarcastic farting sound. When his head falls back he views the Toilet lurking in the woods and screams. Camera jerks up to the toilet and you hear "guh-ga-la-buh-ga-lah".

INT: Late evening. Max’s house. Rain is pelting down pretty hard. Lightning and thunder occur. A party is in full effect in Max’s half-finished living room. Beer, soda, vodka, etc are in evidence. The Pirate and Rabbi Brestary are in the background in a couple of shots, but are not agnowledged. So are a few extras. There is a kid no one likes, wearing a dunce cap in the corner and goofy nerd glasses. Peabody walks over to where Max is and trips on his body.

INT: Inside an Italian restuarant. The camera is set on one end of a dinnertable with a red and white checkered cloth. People are eating pasta, etc at the table, but their faces remain unseen. The people are smoking and drinking wine, the atmosphere is dim and dingy. One writer has a laptop next to him. Cell phones and papers are also on the table. The Writers are flipping through the pages while they eat.

INT: Night. Max’s house. Still raining. House is empty of most guests, and party is over. Empty beer bottles, etc are lying about. The pirate is sleeping on a chair in the background. Max, Peabody, Kid1 and Juanita are still there. They are lounging about tiredly, as if just getting over the effects of the drinking.

Max walks out with everyone following him. It is not raining, but the ground and everything is wet. Lightning and thunder happen occasionally. Ominous music sounds, and the camera turns from the door to a window past the pirate. The toilet is lurking in the darkness. A flash of lightning reveals it. Max’s car doors slam, and a car is heard starting.

INT: Max’s car. The car is a four seat sedan or convertible which Max drives. Peabody is next to him, with Kid1 in the back seat. The car drives down the street travelling away from Max’s house.

Suddenly, a thudding and squishing is heard and the car shudders - clearly something has been run over.

Max, Peabody and Kid1 get out of the car, shutting the engine but leaving the lights on with doors open. Max walks around back of the car and fumbles with the key. The key falls. In the bushes by the headlights a russling is seen and heard. Ominous music may play, or silence. Kid1 stops in midstep, and upon looking down, sees he stepped in a pool of blood. He shudders. The russling gets closer to the car. Max, Peabody and Kid1 start retreating slowly, while speeding up. Kid1 trips on the body of Kid3, whose head is amongst the bushes, while a body with no legs stretches into the street. Kid3 is bloody, with a great pool of blood from the leg stumps almost to the car, about 10 feet away. Kid1 only stumples, but puts his hand down on a squishy organ (or bloody cloth). He is sickened, and stops, staring at the outline of the body in horror. Max and Peabody slow down, but thunder claps with lightning, and they see something coming out of the bushes. Mister Peanut steps out of the bushes.

Peabody also turns his light on, and all three go over to the body to investigate. Max stares at body, looks near the head. Some grass (and/or foliage) is tramped down. He leans in closer to the imprint, the camera cuts to a closeup of his face, and suddenly he has a flashback...

EXT: Same setting as Scene 7, in the dense forest. A replay of Scene 7 occurs (in closeup), starting with the tidy bowl tablet dropping in. The toilet falls, but the camera zooms in to the imprint the toilet had made in the grass. Camera rapidly zooms out and moves back to a distant view of the toilets and their young.

INT: Continuation of Scene 13. Starts with a closeup of Max’s face.

Everyone gets in the car; the car drives off.

INT: Sister’s bedroom. The bedroom is pretty regular, yet large. TV, computer, phone, etc. Juanita is looking through the CDs on the dresser. She wanders around the room casually looking through the things in the room. A muffled noise is heard downstairs.

Juanita lies down and goes back to sleep.

INT: You see the back of Max’s car as it skids into his house making an obnoxious screaching sound and tire marks. Everyone gets out of the car and hurries towards the house. The camera goes back to show just half the car and it appears that the whole cast is getting out from one door, one at a time. The last out is Mr. Peanut who farts sarcastically at the camera before he leaves. You then see Max, Mr. Peabody, and Kid1 with puzzled looks on their faces. The stare at the camera for a few seconds and then continue to walk inside of the house.

Max walks upstairs to his sister’s room. The room is dark and someone is sleeping in the bed. As Max gets closer he sees that it is actually Mr. Peanut and not Juanita, whom he completely ignores.

INT: Max’s foyer.

Peabody bows ceremoniously and then they both walk to the kitchen. Juanita is there drinking orange juice.

At this point two sock puppets pop out from behind the counter near Juanita. They say to each other "guh-ga-la-buhh-ga-la?" "yes, guh-ga-la-buhh-ga-la!" and disappear.

They begin to walk upstairs. The toilet is in the corner, but, knowing that it is outnumbered, it disguises itself as a regular toilet so that they do not notice, only being on the lookout for a menacing looking toilet. As they are walking up the stairs it says guh-ga-la-buh-ga-lah. They turn around for a second, but don’t notice anything.

INT: Outhouse. The Toilet has kidnapped Max. He has taken him back to his secret lair. The outhouse is a small, low ceilinged shack with a dirt floor and small turds on the ground.

Max sits down on toilet and attempts to utilize it. The toilet gets angry, flings him across outhouse, and then spews water and makes a foul sound such as guh-ga-la-buhh-ga-la. Max goes unconscious and enters into Hamster’s world.

INT: Hampster’s den. It is a bare, white, luminous room. Starch white clothing.

Hamster looks at Max’s ass and notices that it is indeed as luminous the room due to the lights that are attached to his buttox.

Pause

Stare at each other for a time again.

Before Max can finish his line, Hampster hits him on the head with a hidden stick.

INT: A graphic stating "The Local Mass-ass-kiss Hour" is overlaid on scenes of violence from stock footage. The loony tunes music plays. An announcer booms in the background, "Now it’s time for a demonstration from your local masacists". After a couple of more seconds of this, the scenes in the background change to one of the two masacists sitting on a couch with candles burning and disturbing crap lying about. The graphic fades away. The Loony Tunes music continues while the masacists mutilate themselves.

INT: Synagouge. Rabbi Brestary is at the right pulpit. The Cantor is at the left. Six cast members are in the chior seats, with (robes? And) books. The rest of the cast is in the congregation, books open, yalmukas on.

Promptly, Hampster pops in next to Rabbi Brestary.

Camera pans to the Cantor at the left who sings the first line of the Barachooo. After this, Peanut pops in place of the Cantor, spits up the harmonica and plays it rapidly. He puts it in his mouth, then spits it on the unconcious Rabbi. The Pirate stands up in the congregation and says "arrrr". Peanut farts sarcastically, then the Cantor pops in in HIS place. The Cantor sings the end of the Barachoo.

Special notes:

Do this for intermission:

Prank calls segment?

at end, have paul in dressing room refusing to go on until someone "kisses his ass". Mr. Peanut pops into the room, makes a kissy kissy noise, farts, then leaves.