OK, we know this guy who called this old lady many times, and she is fucking out of
her mind. She is this crazy old German bitch, and will hence be referred to as OB(old bitch).
He has called her many a time on the Spick Phone, and each time is a new experience. The following
are rough transcripts of some of his calls to her.
CALL 2:
CALL 3:
CALL 4:
CALL 1:
OB: Hello?
SP: IN-TER-COURSE!!(in a deep, menacing tone of voice)
OB: What?
SP: IN-TER-COURSE!!(in a deep, menacing tone of voice)
OB: What?
SP: You know sex?
OB: Who is this?
SP: IN-TER-COURSE!!(in a deep, menacing tone of voice)
-HANGS UP-
OB: Hello?
SP: Don't worry, this is justanother prank call, I'm testing the distance of my recorder
from the phone, now please speak to me.
OB: Hello?
SP: Speak.
OB: What'd you want?
SP: Speak more, dammit! I love you. (pause) INTERCOURSE!! with you? Hello? Helloooo?
OB: What do you want?
SP: Bitch be cool.
OB: What?
SP: I said bitch, be cool.
OB: Bitch be coo?
SP: No, you're the bitch, now be cool, dammit.
OB: What?
SP: Yo, be cool, bitch.
OB: What?
SP: Me be the negro, yo.
OB: What do you want?
SP: I LOVE you. I'm out side your front door... I WILL KILL YOU ahblablablahhablah!
Oh, she hung up.
OB: Hello?
SP: Hello.
OB: Who's there?
SP: It's me. Could you talk sexy to me?
OB: What?
SP: Talk sexy to me.
OB: Sexy to me?
SP: Talk sexy to me.
OB: I don't know who you are.
SP: But I know who you are.
OB: Please don't call me, leave me alone!
SP: But you don't want to be left alone. You wanna be raped!
OB: Don't call me!
SP: You wanna be fucked up the ass, by me! I will kill you!! I will kill you
with all my strength!!!
-HANGS UP-
OB: Hello?
SP: Hi, it's me.
OB: Listen, don't you ever call me at night.
SP: Oh really?
OB: Right.
SP: Do you have to take your phone off the hook, bitch?
OB: What?
SP: Do you have to take your phone off the hook, bitch?
OB: Look, don't call me at night.
SP: All the calls are from me? Do you do it all for me?
OB: Are you crazy?
SP: You're gonna die now...
OB: What?
SP: You're gonna die now!
OB: Look, I don't know what you want from me!
SP: You're gonna die!
OB: Look, you are so different, you're not the same grandson I know anymore!
SP: You're gonna die now, you're gonna die now, you're gonna die now.
OB: Listen, what's the matter with you? I'm gonna call your father and tell him what
a problem you are!
SP: OK, my number...
OB: Don't you ever call me again! Alright?
SP: I'll call you all the time, bitch.
OB: Please, don't call me at night. Alright?
SP: This is getting personal now.
OB: I will not answer the phone, don't you ever call me at night!
SP: Oh, so you won't answer the phone, you'll be up all scared - is it me, or is it
one of your family that died? Hooohohhohhohoho!
OB: Your being so mean! Don't call me at night, alright?
SP: Yesterday after I called you, my friend spilled water on the dog.
OB: Don't call me again!
SP: I'll spill water on your dog.
OB: Don't you ever call me, your not the same grandson I have anymore.
What's the matter with you?
SP: So you want water on your dog or not?
OB: I want nothing! Don't you ever call me again!
SP: What, do you have the police tracing me or something? Is that why you have me on so long, bitch?
OB: Will you please listen to me, don't call me at night!
SP: Oh, I'm so scared of you and your bitchyness!
OB: Listen, your father is home? Is your father and mother home?
SP: Oh, my father's home, yes.
OB: I will tell him...
SP: Oh, tell him then! Star 69 me bitch, star 69 me.
OB: Please don't call me at night again!
SP: Okay, bitch, whatever you say.
OB: Ok, don't you ever call me again.
SP: Oh, you've us all figured out, eh?
OB: Right, don't call me again.
SP: OK, but you never know...bllllhhhshsssshsshhsh!!!
-HANGS UP-
Incidentally, she thinks this guy is her grandson, because he told her that once.