So anyhow, Alex wanted to buy more RAM for his computer. He ambled on down to CompUSA
to buy it. However, he had invalidated his warrantee because he had spray painted his machine
so all the guy could do was to give him the RAM and tell him how to install it.
According to Alex, the guy at CompUSA told his to solder the RAM to his hard drive.
So Alex, in his infite wisdom, goes home, takes his trusty soddering iron, and proceeds to
solder the RAM to the hard disk, in the process melting the plastic components of the RAM chip
and fracturing the Pentium CPU.
This is what he tells Dave and Scott when he calls. Of course we were laughing our
asses off, thinking two things: (1) He's probably lying, and (2) if he's not lying, he is the
stupidest mother fucker on the planet. He still wants to know if we can fix it, but obviously
we can't if it has no RAM and the CPU is busted.
Note to Alex: The computer has a fan so it doesn't overheat. A SOLDERING IRON doesn't exactly keep it cool. Retard.