You raped the woman with the big ass. Why?

Because she had a big ass.

You hippies are all the same. Always raping and raping..

That's simply not true!

So now you deny you raped her?

No, no.. It's just that, well, I'm not a hippie.

Sure you are. Your hair is long and you like rape.

Uhhmm, hippies usually don't like rape. They like peace and love and Volkswagons.

I know that. Volkswagons go back to the Nazis. Now, the Nazis I know were no hippies..

True.

..but they did like rape. Now, maybe hippies are more like Nazis than you realize.

They have way more hair.

No you fool. Those are neo-nazis. The real ones all had long flowing blond hair and never showered.

No.

Yes.

Do hippies like killing jews?

Obviously not, but no self-respecting jew would become a hippie. There's a reason for that.

What about a jew who was a whore? Whores are like hippies!

You couldn't be more wrong. Look, asshole, you've gotten us way off topic. Please just write down your confession.

Nope.

C'mon. We can't really prosecute you if you don't confess on paper cuz we have no real evidence.

Nope. I raped her and it was fun, but I won't write to you about it. What if you show it to my mother?

You're mother's a jew whore! What would she care?

My mother is not a jew.

But she is a whore?

Was..

Does that bother you?

We needed the money.

I bet you just needed the money to fund your raping.

No, she wouldn't give me any for that.

Did she smoke crack?

Not regularly, no.

While you were pregnant maybe? Maybe that's what made you the hippie rapist you are today?

Stop hassling me, man. Like you never raped anyone?

You must have a long dick. That woman's ass was huge, so to penetrate past it...

I fucked her missionary, obviously.

Oh. That would explain it. Thank you. You can go.

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