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The English Policeman Without Medical Bag says: "It's illegal in England not to think the Daily Ruse is of great humor, old chap!" while the English Policeman With Medical Bag stands idly by.
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The Canadian Mounty asks The Canadian Hockey Player: "Ay?"
The Canadian Hockey Player replies to The Canadian Mounty: "Ay."
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The Gambling Optometrist says: "My luck has run out."
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The Prime Minister of Gabon greets the Chinese Explorer: "Welcome to Gabon!"
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The Train Engineer in the Kiddie Train says: "Please kill me."
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The Fireman With the Short Nozzle and The Fireman With the Well Endowed Nozzle agree: "Nothing beats the Daily Ruse."
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The German Crossing Guard says to The German Running Guy: "No!"
The German Running Guy replies: "Talk to mein hand!"
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The Identical Mailmen With Identical Letters say nothing.
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The French Boy Carrying the Arab Man With Sign both nod and say: "Hats off to the Daily Ruse!"
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The Town Crier heralds: "The mysterious unit is A Slug!"
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The Gay French Painter forewarns the Oversized Baby: "Don't mess yourself! Zen it will be more troubal for your mere and pere, non? Ah hohn hohn hohn!"
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